爵士舞教学通1.2-wps中文版-《冒充神仙，把李二忽悠服服帖帖》

Alright, here's a story that's gonna go down like a !

It all starts with someone saying:

老李，去打突厥吧，你能赢，我说的！

Then another says:

老李，咱哥俩这关系，把你女儿嫁给我吧!

And the third one:

I'm a good guy, but this guy is just a good guy. Don't worry!

Oh no! Now it's getting interesting.

I've had my share of drama in China, and sometimes I think, Why am I going to this bad luck? What can I do about it? But lately, something clicks. It's that old school story where you have a bunch of people who want to be respected but are all trying too hard to be so. It's like when you're invited to the ball and everyone pretends to be the king.

And then there comes this guy, named老李， who's pretty cool. He's got some charm, he knows his stuff, and he'll do anything for a living. But sometimes, especially in those tough times, I get the feeling that it's not fair.

So, how did this happen?

Well, let me tell you, there are people who can play tricks on you. Like when your mom calls your name and says don't worry, but they don't actually mean anything. Or when a friend tells you about a secret, only to tell you nothing.

But in China, it's like a game. If you're the one trying too hard to be good, someone else is gonna mess with you. And if your friend isn't playing along, what do you do?

Ah! That's where these people come in. They'll try their best to be just a little better than everyone else.

And then there comes this guy, also named老李， who's even prettier. He's got more eyes on his career and more money to spend on clothes. But he doesn't care about the small things that are important—like the love of your mom or the promise you made to your friend a long time ago.

But he's not just happy with himself. He wants to make sure that everyone knows what it means to be a good person, even if they're not the best in the world.

So, when old friends bring up all these things, they try to play the devil's advocate. What if you didn't try as hard? Why did you call them names?

But they don't understand. They just know that everyone deserves respect and recognition for what they can do—when they're trying their best.

And then there comes this little man, who wants to be the king of the hill. He knows how much respect others have in China, he wants to make sure they all feel proud.

But he doesn't stop at just being a good king. He goes beyond and pretends to be one of the greatest kings ever, even if he's not as cool as the other guys.

So, when someone says, 老李，你这皇帝当的不行，实在不行我当两天！ Oh! It makes me realize how much effort it takes to try so hard for a spot that doesn't belong to you.

But I'm not going to give up. I'll keep trying my best, and no one will know when I finally get the respect I deserve.

So, if someone asks me what to do with them, I'll say, You're like that old guy who always wins the matches but always loses the games.

And if they ask me how to be as cool as that guy who pretends to be the king of the hill, I'll just laugh and tell them, I'm not the best in life. But if I try, people will say, 'Your spirit is unique.'

So, don't worry, there's gonna be a winner.

And if you don't like that guy, don't feel bad—everyone deserves their own cool boy at some point.